“ I like what I like, I never gave a f***. ”
THE 44 CLUB

aka The Wagon Wheel Saloon
Our editor and dive bar expert, Pierce Christi, takes a groovy 'trip' down to La Grange, Texas to see this far out joint for himself!
November 14, 2014
I first heard about The 44 Club from a friend of mine who lived just outside of La Grange around 1998 or so and never initially had an interest in checking it out. Years went by, my friend was still talking about it and finally I decided to give the place a shot since I had been doing quite a few reviews of dive bars and local watering holes all over the country.

As you can imagine, I have run into quite a few interesting characters on my travels, but even as of now, none of them can hold a candle to those I ran into at the 44.

After going for the first time, I initially had no desire to review the place or meet the owners what so ever. It was a hot, dry summer night in east Texas and this friend of mine and I had made the pilgrimage into La Grange so I could see just what in the hell all of the fuss was about. Before we could even get to the door, I found out first hand when a knock down-drag out fight came tumbling out the door right in our direction.

At the time, I didn't appreciate any of what the 44 had to offer in it's full splendor, likely because I was too distracted by the fight or the hooker on the payphone nearby.

We finally got in the door and the man behind the bar didn't so much as acknowledge us, and I didn't really know if I wanted him to even though my friend had given me the heads up that Charles Manson's long lost brother (with dreadlocks, at the time) was, in fact, the owner.

I barely got through my beer, because no sooner had we finally received our drinks was another scuffle happening near by. Needless to say, we quickly made a break for it while the owner pulled the thing apart, though not after taking a shot of tequila.

The look on my face must have been something that very clearly told my friend that we needed to get the hell out of there and we did just that.

I didn't return to the 44 again for a few more years until this same friend of mine invited me out to stay in Texas for a while- I was going through a bad divorce, needed to get away, and it sounded like the best option. After a few weeks of being in Austin, we ran out of things to do and said 'what the hell, why not?', which rendered us, again, standing outside of the 44 Club.

This time, though, it seems as though I had come at the place from the wrong perspective before- this time around, I knew I would be coming back. It was also this particular visit that I got a chance to actually meet the owner, Clint Kennedy. His dreadlocks were gone, but he still looked just as mean though he now bore a shiny new wedding band on his left ring finger.

It was slow, we got to talking, and Clint ended up actually being pretty cool, even if initially he had been more than slightly off-putting. Eventually, I was able to get him to open up and talk about more than things like David Coverdale and whether he was better in Deep Purple vs. Whitesnake.

Established in 1994, The 44 Club subtly snuck onto La Grange's nightlife scene. Anything but subtle, The 44 Club boasts a vast array of meticulously collected pinball machines as well as a small stage at the very back that has seen a variety of local musicians along with more noteworthy names.

Founded with a 'no-frills' mentality, no fancy syrups or liquors can be found here, but if a stiff drink is what the doctor ordered, The 44 Club can deliver.

O O C
Layout: Tessisamess
This tavern is not for the shy- collages of clippings from 70's porn magazines decorate some of the walls, tables and other surfaces. Music varies, but ranges from good old rock and roll to punk rock and even the occasional reggae night. If a good, old fashioned dive is what you're after, consider yourself at home!

Now divorced, Clint's ex-wife Clara's presence is still heavy- the woman has no problem calling shots and giving orders to not only her ex, but his nephew Leon who now works with the pair.

Bearing a striking resemblance to his uncle, I just had to sit down with Leon and find out what this guy was all about. Bearing not only the same nose, but the beard as well, I was curious and happened to catch Leon buzzing by performing barback duties per his aunt's orders. I had just enough time to ask him what he thought an experience at The 44 might be like for any regular old guy just walking in off of the street and like his uncle, he was quick to answer:

"Whoever the fuck y'are, we promise--PROMISE you a good time. Unless you're an asshole," said with a charming twinkle in his eye. I noticed that this twinkle was extra charming when talking to the ladies. They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree and that is abundantly apparent with Leon and his Uncle Clint.

Clara Kennedy is a sight to behold, a gorgeous, leggy blonde standing at 5'10"- the same height as her ex-husband. There might be no contrast in height, but there is a stark contrast in appearances and I can't help but notice that it seems as though Kennedy bagged himself the cheerleader.

I finally got the chance to sit down with Mr. Kennedy himself because with his family around and a life outside of the bar, I was curious. Clint grabbed us both a couple of beers and sat down in the empty establishment (it was before noon) to chat.

P: "So Clint, you got kids right?"
C: "Yeah, three." He rolls his eyes.
P: "Hey, that's great man- so do they know what all it is you do here? How old are they now, anyway?"
C: "21, 14, and 11, so more or less, yeah, they know. It's not really relevant to my youngest, but she gets the idea I think."
P: "So your oldest is 21, huh? Daughter, right? What'd you guys do for her big day?"
C: "Yeah, my oldest daughter. Actually, she wanted to do something here, so, you know. Whatever she wants, she gets, y'know?" A sarcastic laugh follows.
P: "No kids, actually. What does she think about, the, uh, porn everywhere? What about your other kids, they been in here?"
C: He shrugs, "Never said anything about it. And it's not porn per se, it's, you know, 70's pin-ups, it's not this guy doin' that to this girl or whatever, no one's gettin' fucked or anything."
P: "Gotchya. But your other kids- they been here?"
C: "No persons under 21 allowed."
P: "Right. So...What inspired all of this? You know, why the 70's?"
C: A sardonic laugh. "Why not? The other decades fuckin' sucked, the 80's? The hair and the spandex? Fuck that, man. The 60's were groovy from what I understand, but I mean, I grew up in the 70's. It's what makes sense."
P: "Clint, we're the same age-"
C: "29?"
P: I have to laugh. "Yeah, forever 29, right? So, you've got a real...interesting style. The dreads are gone, I remember when we first met you were rockin' the dreadlocks and the bellbottoms...That just part of your love for your decade, or? Because the dreads-"
C: "Yeah, well, the pants, definitely. I wear a lot of band shirts and...whatever. But, uh, I've always had long hair, so, the dreads...I just got sick of 'em...


C: (cont'd) ...cut some of 'em out, whatever. I don't care. Might bring 'em back, we'll see. But it's just like anything else you know? Like, rockabilly has a following and people who are into that dress up like fuckin' Elvis and Bettie Page and shit and, y'know, I was dropping my son off at the high school the other day and girls are starting to bring back the Doc Martens and daisy print n' shit. History repeats itself."
P: "You're something of an individual, alright."
C: "Hey, I like what I like. I never gave a fuck. If I did, I wouldn't have opened The 44, I can only imagine what my dad would've said."
P: "Now, you don't just like music from the 70's- you're like a serious record and music collector, right? Because I think we're listening to Third Eye Blind right now."
C: "I collect a lot of shit, but yeah, I pretty much like everything- I mean, of course there's gonna be crappy music out there you don't care for, but, yeah, music is just an essential from the time I wake up until, y'know, if I don't turn my stereo off..." He laughs.

P: "Is there any kind of music, or band that's just banned from your bar?"
C: "Uh. Not really. I mean, Cher and Britney Spears and shit, like, no one wants to hear that shit here, but for Saint Patrick's day I'll let 'em play Irish punk or...If one of my regulars is having a shit day and just really, really wants to hear that Alanis Morissette song, then, you know. I can just go hide in my office."
P: "So, speaking of ladies, I'm sure they thought you were a stud before, but-"
C: "Nope. Moving on."
P: "Fair enough. So you got any plans to ever try and expand or remodel?"
C: "Oh, I've got plans. Should be looking at spring of this upcoming year, but I've got plans."
P: "You aren't going to tell me what those are, are you?"
C: "No."

If you're ever looking for someone to shoot you straight, it's this guy. No better quality in a bartender and there is no better group of people to have a drink with and chill out to some groovy tunes. Thanks, Clara and Clint. Until next time.



I N F O
Address 344 East Travis Street
La Grange, TX 78945
Owned By: Clint and Clara Kennedy
Est: 1994
Previously: The Wagon Wheel Saloon
Karaoke: No
Reservations: No
Food: Coming soon
Noise Level: Loud
Accepts: Cash is king + all major cards
Attire: Casual- leather if you have it.

Special Events
First Tuesday every month, Reggae Night
Second Sunday every month, Rock n' Roll Sunday School (80's)
Third Saturday every month, Death Guild i.e. Goth night